DJ Ken Fan

Right another month has passed and I am slowly getting to where we want to be, but there is always some fuckers who want me fired from my job wither its some joker bar manager, some bitch executive director or some poxy lighting guy.

I don’t know what I have done to piss these jokers off but I tell you if it ”was not for my boss I would fucked off ages ago” and I would of smashed China by now.

  Anyway enough bitching and lets get down to what is going on and has been going on:Well last Friday we had a great guy called Marius play who also goes by the name of Phatt Kat which played a melody of electro and revival mash ups which is not my thing but hey he went down ok and I am bastard to keep happy at the best of times, and then Saturday we had at “The Wall” 2 guys who form a team called “Union Music” who seem to have a bit of a following and to be fair these dudes did a good job in making the dance floor work, Djs Steve Bamford & Carl Lorimar took the music in most directions of electro to progressive house.

All in all these guys were fucking wicked and I hope to work with them again and no doubt we will.

  Last night being Wednesday one of my bosses asked me if I could let this certain “FAMOUS” Dj play from Thailand (which no one knew his fucking name), and no “STILL” can remember his name or his managers name who looked like a perverted Mr Miyagy from Karate kid, anyway to cut the long story short, these guys apparently came to our club for the Dj manager position and to give advice on the music……..”Advice on fucking what” I say? Sorry but I got to say he is probably one of the worst Djs that I have heard in a long time and that’s saying something, its probably because he was giving it the BIG SPUDS and saying that they tour here there and fucking everywhere”hummmmm”as he reeled of some dodgy Chinese back wash villages which I   had never heard of!

Anyway he just should have been polite to me and not play that shit sound of 10 years ago being a mash up commercial shit trance with dodgy hard house which does go down like a lead balloon on a Wednesday when you only have about 100 people in your venue who want a quite drink which they all disappeared as soon as this dude was doing his “THANG”

This week I am at “The Wall” yet again with my fellow resident Djs Sammy Dafeel “who is easily the best Dj I have heard in a long while” and Allen Lee, but no doubt  I will have loads of 2 faced fuckers stab me in the back yet again and they will be nice to my face as usual, but on Saturday after “The Wall” I am playing at a club called “Mint” which opens its doors for 1 night which sounds fucking awesome and its actual a gay night which with experience should be good (not that I am a bender or anything so fuck off), but a few of my good friends that I have met here are all going so it should be a scream and crack not that any of the gays will get a scream from me or have a go at my crack.

  Anyway I will love you and leave you, please feel free to drop me message, till next time fuck wits, ciao x